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2025 FANTASY DRAFT
Sat, March 1st
San Luis Obispo, CA
2025 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
1. Matt (25.0%)
2. Mike (12.5%)
3. Bryan (15.0%)
4. Neal (35.0%)
5. Dan (2.5%)
6. Roger (5.0%)
7. Marc (5.0%)
8. Peter (3rd place)
9. Dash (2nd place)
10. Tom (1st place)
*picks 1-7 determined by weighted lottery
TOP 25 AVAILABLE HITTERS
per yahoo o-rank 02.21.25
1. Ozzie Albies - 2B (35)
2. CJ Abrams - SS (50)
3. Christian Walker - 1B (65)
4. Willy Adames - SS (68)
5. Brenton Doyle - CF (76)
6. Mark Vientos - 3B (83)
7. Bryan Reynolds - LF/CF/RF (85)
8. Luis Robert Jr. - CF (86)
9. Matt McLain - 2B/SS (94)
10. Spencer Steer - 1B/LF (95)
11. Seiya Suzuki - RF (98)
12. Alex Bregman - 3B (100)
13. Salvador Perez - C/1B (102)
14. Randy Arozarena - LF/CF (104)
15. Jordan Westburg - 2B/3B (105)
16. Cal Raleigh - C (106)
17. Vinnie Pasquantino - 1B (107)
18. Tristan Casas - 1B (109)
19. Riley Greene - LF/CF/RF (110)
20. Ian Happ - LF (113)
21. Bo Bichette - SS (115)
22. Yainer Diaz - C/1B (116)
23. Christian Yelich - LF (118)
24. Matt Chapman - 3B (120)
25. Anthony Volpe - SS (121)
TOP 25 AVAILABLE PITCHERS
per yahoo o-rank 02.21.25
1. Jacob deGrom - SP (36)
2. Michael King - SP (48)
3. Josh Hader - RP (49)
4. George Kirby - SP (51)
5. Devin Williams - RP (55)
6. Edwin Diaz - RP (56)
7. Pablo Lopez - SP (60)
8. Raisel Iglesias - RP (68)
9. Logan Webb - SP (70)
10. Aaron Nola - SP (71)
11. Shota Imanaga - SP (73)
12. Ryan Helsley - RP (74)
13. Luis Castillo - SP (78)
14. Felix Bautista - RP (80)
15. Andres Munoz - RP (81)
16. Tanner Bibee - SP (82)
17. Spencer Schwellenbach - SP (84)
18. Freddy Peralta - SP (88)
19. Grayson Rodriguez - SP (89)
20. Jhoan Duran - RP (91)
21. Zac Gallen - SP (92)
22. Bryce Miller - SP (93)
23. Ryan Walker - RP (97)
24. Sonny Gray - SP (99)
25. Max Fried - RP (103)
2024 FANTASY DRAFT
Sat, February 17th
Kapolei, HI
2024 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
1. Bryan (35.0%)
2. Marc (15.0%)
3. Peter (25.0%)
4. Neal (12.5%)
5. Matt (5.0%)
6. Tom (5.0%)
7. Roger (2.5%)
8. Dash (3rd place)
9. Dan (2nd place)
10. Mike (1st place)
*picks 1-7 determined by weighted lottery
TOP 20 AVAILABLE HITTERS
per yahoo o-rank 02.10.24
1. Nolan Jones - 1B/LF/RF (41)
2. Matt McLain - 2B/SS (48)
3. Manny Machado - 3B (54)
4. Jazz Chisolm - CF (58)
5. Christian Yelich - LF (61)
6. Josh Lowe - CF/RF (64)
7. JT Realmuto - C (73)
8. Christian Walker - 1B (75)
9. Ha-Seong Kim - 2B/3B/SS (81)
10. Will Smith - C (83)
11. Nick Castellanos - RF (86)
12. William Contreras - C (87)
13. Josh Jung - 3B (88)
14. Tristan Casas - 1B (89)
15. Bryan Reynolds - LF/CF (94)
16. Gleybar Torres - 2B (96)
17. Dansby Swanson - SS (99)
18. George Springer - RF (100)
19. Evan Carter - LF (102)
20. Spencer Torkelson - 1B (106)
TOP 20 AVAILABLE PITCHERS
per yahoo o-rank 02.10.24
1. Tarik Skubal - SP (43)
2. Yoshinobu Yamamoto - SP (49)
3. Devin Williams - RP (55)
4. Blake Snell - SP (59)
5. Zach Eflin - SP (67)
6. Josh Hader - RP (68)
7. Emmanuel Clase - RP (69)
8. Edwin Diaz - RP (72)
9. Bobby Miller - SP (76)
10. Jhoan Duran - RP (78)
11. Joe Ryan - SP (80)
12. Camilo Doval - RP (82)
13. Jordan Romano - RP (84)
14. Raisel Iglesias - RP (85)
15. Kyle Bradish - SP (90)
16. David Bednar - RP (91)
17. Jesus Luzardo - SP (93)
18. Walker Buehler - SP (97)
19. Dylan Cease - SP (98)
20. Paul Sewald - RP (101)
Tom's 2024 Projections - Overall
1 - Tom 6 - Roger
2 - Dash 7 - Matt
3 - Peter 8 - Bryan
4 - Mike 9 - Marc
5 - Dan 10 - Neal
2023 FANTASY DRAFT
Sat, March 18th
Scotts Valley, CA
2023 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
1. Bryan (15.0%)
2. Matt (25.0%)
3. Dan (12.5%)
4. Marc (35.0%)
5. Peter (5.0%)
6. Dash (2.5%)
7. Roger (5.0%)
8. Tom (3rd place)
9. Mike (2nd place)
10. Neal (1st place)
*picks 1-7 determined by weighted lottery
TOP 20 AVAILABLE HITTERS
per yahoo o-rank
1. JT Realmuto (47)
2. Daulton Varsho (61)
3. Teoscar Hernandez (66)
4. Tim Anderson (72)
5. Dansby Swanson (77)
6. Salvador Perez (79)
7. Oneil Cruz (80)
8. Will Smith (81)
9. Willy Adames (83)
10. Tommy Edman (89)
11. Andres Gimenez (90)
12. Gunnar Henderson (94)
13. Jake McCarthy (97)
14. Byron Buxton (100)
15. Vinnie Pasquantino (101)
16. Nathaniel Lowe (102)
17. Seiya Suzuki (104)
18. Willson Contreras (105)
19. Gleyber Torres (107)
20. Christian Yelich (109)
TOP 20 AVAILABLE PITCHERS
per yahoo o-rank
1. Justin Verlander (37)
2. Shane Bieber (45)
3. Devin Williams (56)
4. Yu Darvish (57)
5. Kevin Gausman (59)
6. Zac Gallen (63)
7. Ryan Pressly (65)
8. Raisel Iglesias (67)
9. Framber Valdez (69)
10. Ryan Helsley (71)
11. Triston McKenzie (75)
12. Max Fried (78)
13. Felix Bautista (85)
14. Cristian Javier (86)
15. Tyler Glasnow (88)
16. Kyle Wright (92)
17. Robbie Ray (93)
18. Camilo Doval (99)
19. Nestor Cortez (103)
20. Clayton Kershaw (106)
2022 FANTASY DRAFT
Fri, March 18th
Angels Camp, CA
2022 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
1. Neal (Yusei Goodbye & I Say Hello)
2. Marc (DustinBottoms)
3. Matt (A-to-the-Rizzo)
4. Bryan (DingerDingerImDatDinger!)
5. Roger (Satisfaction Gerriteed)
6. Peter (The Duvall Abides)
7. Tom (1 More K From Yu)
8. Dash (ShortyBarLowLowLowLowLow)
9. Dan (Rescue Ranger)
10. Mike (Is This Devin?)
*picks 1-4 determined by lottery
*picks 5 & 6 determined by coin flip
TOP 20 AVAILABLE HITTERS
per yahoo o-rank
1. Randy Arozarena (47)
2. Paul Goldschmidt (48)
3. Javier Baez (61)
4. Jose Abreu (63)
5. Tyler O'Neill (66)
6. Giancarlo Stanton (69)
7. Adalberto Mondesi (70)
8. Jazz Chisolm (76)
9. Anthony Rendon (77)
10. Kris Bryant (82)
11. Will Smith (84)
12. Ketel Marte (88)
13. Cody Bellinger (90)
14. Jesse Winker (91)
15. Mitch Haniger (92)
16. DJ LeMahieu (95)
17. Franmil Reyes (96)
18. Jorge Polanco (98)
19. Jared Walsh (99)
20. Nelson Cruz (101)
TOP 20 AVAILABLE PITCHERS
per yahoo o-rank
1. Sandy Alcantara (45)
2. Lance Lynn (49)
3. Jack Flaherty (59)
4. Luis Castillo (64)
5. Jose Berrios (65)
6. Liam Hendriks (68)
7. Charlie Morton (75)
8. Carlos Rodon (83)
9. Yu Darvish (86)
10. Trevor Rogers (93)
11. Raisel Iglesias (97)
12. Dylan Cease (100)
13. Blake Snell (102)
14. Shohei Ohtani (P) (104)
15. Shane McClanahan (106)
16. Pablo Lopez (107)
17. Zac Gallen (110)
18. Aroldis Chapman (113)
19. Emmanuel Clase (117)
20. Edwin Diaz (118)
2021 FANTASY DRAFT
Sat, March 20th
Danville, CA
2021 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
1. Roger (Welcm2TheGleyberhood)
2. Marc (sEager Beaver)
3. Peter (Gotta Let It Burnes)
4. Mike (Cruisin' in my Sixto)
5. Neal (Tellez Tubbies)
6. Bryan (Wet A$$ Pressly)
7. Dan (DidCease'rLiveHere?)
8. Matt (Ripped Up JeanS)
9. Tom (gAuS-MAN)
10. Dash (I'm Rich Bitch)
*picks 1-7 determined by even odds lottery
TOP 20 AVAILABLE HITTERS
per yahoo o-rank
1. Adalberto Mondesi (23)
2. Tim Anderson (43)
3. Randy Arozarena (51)
4. Luke Voit (57)
5. Keston Hiura (67)
6. Nelson Cruz (69)
7. Paul Goldschmidt (70)
8. Ketel Marte (73)
9. Teoscar Hernandez (76)
10. Matt Chapman (80)
11. Charlie Blackmon (81)
12. Giancarlo Stanton (82)
13. Austin Meadows (86)
14. Matt Olson (88)
15. Brandon Lowe (94)
16. Wil Myers (97)
17. Tommy Pham (98)
18. Eddie Rosario (102)
19. Lourdes Gurriel Jr (105)
20. Max Muncy (106)
TOP 20 AVAILABLE PITCHERS
per yahoo o-rank
1. Stephen Strasburg (58)
2. Kenta Maeda (60)
3. Corbin Burnes (62)
4. Liam Hendriks (68)
5. Lance Lynn (71)
6. Carlos Carrasco (75)
7. Kyle Hendricks (83)
8. Jose Berrios (85)
9. Zack Greinke (87)
10. James Karinchak (89)
11. Hyun-jin Ryu (91)
12. Edwin Diaz (92)
13. Dylan Bundy (99)
14. Joe Musgrove (100)
15. Jesus Luzardo (101)
16. Raisel Iglesias (103)
17. Dinelson Lamet (104)
18. Zach Plesac (109)
19. Brad Hand (110)
20. Kenley Jansen (116)
2020 FANTASY DRAFT
Sat, March 14th
Angels Camp, CA
2020 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
1. Peter (Urshela Bad Manager)
2. Matt (DiDi Need More IP?)
3. Roger (24 Gerrit Cole)
4. Neal (AristidesDevelopment)
5. Marc (MachineGunD.LeMahieu)*
6. Bryan (BertiMan(skull)(eye)(plane)InNE(umbrella))*
7. Dash (Smokin on dat Dozier)
8. Tom (Bang Bichette)
9. Dan (WillieHaveToWearA(dress))
10. Mike (Deversify Your Bonds)
*determined by coin flip
2019 FANTASY DRAFT
Sat, March 2nd
Scottsdale, AZ
2019 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
1. Mike (Marte Like It's 1999)
2. Dash (Maximum Effort)
3. Marc (ItsnotSouzItsSuzy)
4. Neal (Sho Knows Baseball)
5. Bryan (YoHomesSnellYaLater!)*
6. Roger (TooCloseForConforto)
7. Matt (ChooGivMeLiterO'Cola)
8. Tom (Finding Nimmo)
9. Peter (Big Ups My Nola)
10. Dan (ohWardYouLook@That)
*won 5/6 coin flip, Roger took heads
2018 FANTASY DRAFT
Sun, March 18th
Angels Camp, CA
2018 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
1. Dan (Last Week as FreeMan)
2. Tom (Rhys's Pieces)
3. Dash (MyBettsFriendsWeddin)
4. Neal (FatherOfTheBridwell)
5. Bryan (WachaDownTheAisle)
6. Peter (Hosmer and Wife)
7. Roger (Nomar Mr. Nice Guy)
8. Marc (Turner and Hooch)
9. Matt (Happily Ever Altherr)
10. Mike (DeJong Came a Spider)
2017 FANTASY DRAFT
Sat, March 25th
Las Vegas, NV
2017 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
1. Dash (Schimpf OnThe Barbie)
2. Roger (HiStory in theMaking)
3. Bryan (MakeHarveyGreatAgain)
4. Neal (AfterNunez Delight)
5. Peter (Raked Over the Coles)
6. Tom (Silence of the Lamb)
7. Matt (Expanding La Familia)
8. Mike (AfterWhile CrocoKyle)
9. Dan (Steve sells Cisheks)
10. Marc (MrGreinkeTheXmasPoo)
2016 FANTASY DRAFT
Sat, March 19th
Monterey, CA
2016 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
1. Peter (123 Randal)
2. Marc (TheDuffyShirts)
3. Neal (Lonnie Lonnie Lo.....)
4. Tom (Let It Sano)
5. Roger (Canha Get A Hot Tub)
6. Bryan (Joaquin on Sunshine)
7. Mike (FromDaWindow2DaPaul)
8. Dan (PedroiaTheDestroia)
9. Matt (Hamel Toe)
10. Dash (Where'sMyTrophy!?!)
2015 FANTASY DRAFT
Sat, March 21st
Scottsdale, AZ
2015 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
1. Matt (Kluber Lang)
2. Bryan (1 Time @ Band Kemp)
3. Peter (Watson Your Wallet?)
4. Marc (NeverTooMachi)
5. Neal (Duda Cuda Shuda)
6. Tom (2Wongs=Wainright)
7. Dan (Sweet Giles of Mine)
8. Dash (Pearceing Blow)
9. Mike (I Hate Mike Fiers)
10. Roger (The Champ Is Here)
2014 FANTASY DRAFT
Sat, March 22nd
San Luis Obispo, CA
2014 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
1. Neal (DontGoCHACINWaterfls)
2. Dan (Last of the Mujicans)
3. Mike (The Paulai Lama)
4. Marc (BackInTheGame)
5. Bryan (RyuWanaPrayaHateOnMe)
6. Tom (Need2Gattis2Go2Sleep)
7. Roger (KID CUDDYer)
8. Dash (Jackson Wax Off)
9. Peter (NobodyWantsJewToWin)
10. Matt (Duke's New Crate)
2013 FANTASY DRAFT
Sat, March 23rd
San Luis Obispo, CA
2013 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
1. Roger (The Toddfather)
2. Neal (Hasta Bautista)
3. Dan (No StorenBook Ending)
4. Tom (Wain's World)
5. Peter (UTakeDickyInUrPujols)
6. Mike (Chicken of theSeagar)
7. Bryan (Perfect King)
8. Paul (Send Check To...)
9. Dash (Winning 4 Scherzer)
10. Matt (Rancid Melk)
*that's Bryan
2012 FANTASY DRAFT
Sat, March 24th
San Luis Obispo, CA
2012 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
1. Roger (Grand Theft Votto)
2. Peter (Maybin Next Year)
3. Paul (BIG PAPPY)
4. Neal (House of Pena)
5. Dan (Helton John)
6. Matt (Mauer $ Mauer Problems)
7. Mike (Fun While it Vasquez)
8. Tom (It Needs Moore Cowbell)
9. Bryan (Low Down Dirty Shane)
10. Dash (Parra Championships)
2011 FANTASY DRAFT
live draft, March
917 Apricot Ave, Apt. E
(finally moved, June 2020)
2010 FANTASY DRAFT
March
location unknown
2009 FANTASY DRAFT
live draft, March
4610 Fallstone Ct. SJ
(Roger, Bryan, Mike & Bird's place for 9 months)
2009 CHOPPERS DRAFT ORDER
first year as a keeper league
order from memory so possibly not 100% accurate
1. Bryan (Eastbound Down & Out) - Hanley Ramirez
2. Peter (Fucked By An Angel) - David Wright
3. Paul (Lost Cause) - Albert Pujols
4. Neal (Edwardo Corroccio) - Jose Reyes
5. Roger (Mazeltov!!!) - Grady Sizemore
6. Matt (Homeless Asian) - Miguel Cabrera
7. Mike (Jerk Store) - Ryan Braun
8. Tom (Triple A's) - Justin Upton or Chase Utley
9. Drew (Rookie of the Year) - Joe Mauer?
10. Dash (Jew Out; Drew Out) - Mark Teixeira or Tim Lincecum
2005-2008 unknown
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