2025 CHOPPERS LEAGUE MEMBERS 3/15/24
*profile picture taken directly from #1 Google Image search result
Matt the goat, 1 of 3 members in hall of fame
Years in League: 20 (2005-2024)
Playoff Appearances: 14 (2005-2008, 2010-2013, 2015-2018, 2020*, 2023)
Cashes: 10 (2005-2008, 2010, 2012, 2013, 2015, 2017, 2020*)
Championships: 6 (2005-2008, 2012, 2013)
*9-week season due to COVID, no actual playoffs
Known team names:
2025 - Smells Like Skenes Spirit
2024 - Ohtani's Bookie, The Players Holliday, Cancelled Holliday Plans, O'Doyle Rules
2023 - You Adley at Hello, No Soup for Yu!
2022 - Need More KetelBell, Greasy Man-cini Bun
2021 - Kirby Ur Enthusiasm, A-to-the-Rizzo
2020 - Morning Wood-ruff, Ripped up JeanS
2019 - NobodyF'sWithDaJesus, SomebodyF'sW/DaJesus, DiDi Have Enough IP?, DiDi Need More IP?
2018 - I Maeda Mistake, ChooGivMeLiterO'Cola
2017 - Nomar Jewish Jokes, PollockThoseEyebrows, Happily Ever Altherr
2016 - Annie Are You Aoki?, Roc La Familia, Mama Strahmers, Expanding La Familia
2015 - Pinky In The Butler, Hamel Toe
2014 - Jews 4 Jesus Montero, Duke's New Crate, DukeLikes Eaton Poop, McCan't SmokeACigar, Picture Me Rollin's, Happy 4th of Jew-ly, Kluber Lang
2013 - No Moore on the DL, Sippin On Gin Andrus, I Profar Dos Equis, Tom Profar Dos Equis, TheBryceIsWrongBitch, Quest For Six
2012 - Choo and a Half Men, Choo Have No LeHair, Choo Didn't MakeA Cup, Black Sabathia, 2 Posey 2 Propose, Captain SaveA Howard, Da Rizzo Da GZA ODB, Melky Discharge, Rancid Melk
2011 - Open Your Eyes Dash, Votto Loco, The White Gardner's, Jew Got Whooped, Bustered Dreams, Marshall Law, Super JaiMe, Mauer$ MauerProblems
2010 - Dynasty, Roid Rage, Hey Brother!, The Byrds & The Bees, Players Holliday
2009 - Dynasty, Homeless Asian
2008 - BeatinBitches, Paulhasdownsydrome, First Place, I'mAGay, 4PEAT (2005-2008)
2007 - Moneyballers, Hair Club For Neal, The EyebrowRingers
2006 - Mamas Boys
2005 - Mama's Boyz
Bryan league commissioner since 2006
Years in League: 20 (2005-2024)
Playoff Appearances: 11 (2005, 2006, 2008, 2010-2013, 2015, 2017-2019)
Cashes: 3 (2005, 2006, 2011)
Championships: 0 (thrice runner-up - 2005, 2006, 2011)
Known team names:
2025 - Yainers in Paris, I Can Frelick My Own Balls
2024 - Yama Be There
2023 - Tha #1 Gunnar, The Greatest Love Doval
2022 - Ambassador of Kwan
2021 - It's Rainey Men!, Yas & Tatis, DingerDingerDingerImDatDinger!
2020 - The Wander Years, Wet A$$ Pressly
2019 - InLoveWithAStripling, KirrrbySharkDoDoDoDo, ThatsTheBauerOf(heart), Vlad Bod, Loss Dahl Categories, BertiMan(skull)(eye)(plane)InNE(umbrella)
2018 - HadersGonnaHadeHade, YoHomesSnellYaLater!
2017 - NeverGonnaGivensUUp, WachaDownTheAisle
2016 - Pagan Till November, Pagan Till September, MakeHarveyGreatAgain
2015 - IHaveTitsMcCanUMelky, DoUGrilliWant2HurtMe, Joaquin on Sunshine
2014 - Felix His Balls too, Puig Hunter, DashWants2BBlackmon, 1 Time @ Band Kemp
2013 - A Starling is Bourn, That Theres a Harvey, Jed Man Walking, A Puig of Their Own, Free Paco Tuesdays, RyuWanaPrayaHateOnMe
2012 - He Went to Jered, Beltan 3030, Don't Mess w the Johan, Do we sell JeterCola, EllsburysTasteLike..., InBetweenTheSheets, Morneau Morneau, Perfect King
2011 - This is Howie Do It, Cancer Patient, Cruz Control, Leave it to Weaver, Low Down Dirty Shane
2010 - The Wright Stuff, Yoga Berra, Thatcher in the Rye, Neal = Jon moLester, This is Howie Do it
2009 - Eastbound & Hanson, Eastbound Down & Out
2008 - All Hail MELGIBSON, Lenny, T-Boz
2007 - Nickel and Dimers
2006 - Nickel and Dimers
2005 - moneyballas
Da$h money mix producer, 1 of 3 members of hall of fame
Years in League: 19 (2006-2024)
Playoff Appearances: 14 (2006, 2009-2015, 2019, 2020*, 2021-2024)
Cashes: 12 (2006, 2009-2015, 2020*, 2021, 2023, 2024)
Championships: 4 (2009, 2011, 2015, 2020*)
*9-week season due to COVID, no actual playoffs
Known team names:
2025 - Puke and Raleigh, Seiya Aint Sooo Whoa Whoa, Dont Go Mason Waterfalls
2024 - I(heart)U AlwaysForever Yainer&Far, WakeMeUpBeforeYouJoJo
2023 - MeDaGreene I NeedSum (broccoli) w my (drank), Wright Now. Hey! ItsUrTomorrow, Hit Me Baty One More Time, Ober and Out
2022 - Canha get a woop woop..., Sick Witt It, Reiding (rainbow)
2021 - Can I Get A Whitness, Have U Ever Used Spider Zac?, I Be on My Suit & Ty Shit, Wanna Smash w Scott Go Get (needle), WannaSmashWhitScottGoNGetA(needle),
Extended Bauer Outage
2020 - Smokin on dat Dozier, Hello Newman!, Maxed Out at 32 IP, Paulin Outta Control, I'm Rich Bitch
2019 - Betts Talk About It., WhenEvaU(phone)AlbiesThere, Silk Robles & Kimono, It's a Boyd!!, Draft Beer (beer) Boyd?? Beer (beer) Boyd at Draft?, Smokin on dat Dozier
2018 - Not Gray in a 3 Jay, WhoWantsAMoostache..., Ashs2AshsAndrus2Dust, Foe tha (heart) of Muncy $, Maximum Effort
2017 - Gimme a Litre O Nola, Stupid Dirt Mike, Apple Bottom Jeans, SLamb! DaDaDa DaDaDa, Matt Grinder, Never Gonna Gennett, Holy Mattrimony, MyBettsFriendsWeddin
2016 - Where'sMyTrophy!?!, Hwan Doves Cry, Maikel Mary, 20DullarsInMyPocket, Schimpf OnThe Barbie
2015 - DidItAll4DaMookie, Slob on the Cobb, I (heart) Wong, Corey Of My Life, Work Hard Clay Hard, ScottaEatTheBooty, GotJoseNDftAreaCodes, PeanutButterBilly, 1663 Phillips Ln, 3rdSeasonEnderWinner
2014 - Kole World, IWishAMotherF'erWood, AndIWasLike Emilio, Holland Oats, Minor DL Problem, DL Making Its Mark, IDontSeeNathanWrong, Chisenhallelujah, Philin Myself,
Jake That Thing, That's deGrom.com, Keeper FrustraSean, SippinHyun-Jin&Juice, NuthnButAGngstaMarte, Pearceing Blow
2013 - TheDLisEatonMeAlive, Plouffe Plouffe Pass, Jason My First W, YipeeBrant-leyM'fker, Suck My Wieters, Curtisy of the DL, Holy Wachamole, Sili conMelan s, TroyingWitMyEmotions, TROYinWitMYERmotions, CArgo F@#k Yourself, MyErsForceOnes, Jackson Wax Off
2012 - Return of Dee Champ, Uehara Troll, Bubble YU-m, Giographic Issues, OhShesAGoldschmidter, Pabloy A SexOffender, Dexterterrestrial, All I Do EdWin, PlayoffHopeKimbrelin, Winning 4 Scherzer
2011 - Jews R Trolls, Dollars & Pence, Damaged CarGo, Sperm Beckett, King of the Hill, Putzing Around, Kinsler's List, Parra Championships
2010 - Jew Bashing Part II, Mike Jeffery, One Uggla Muthafucka, Hughes The Boss, Tulo Git 2 Quit, Hart Broken
2009 - StopTradingToTheJew!, Jew Out; Drew Out
2008 - MakeThePlayoffs?
2007 - Baseballers
2006 - Dash Strike3 Money
Roger studio member
Years in League: 19 (2006-2024)
Playoff Appearances: 13 (2006-2009, 2013-2015, 2017, 2018, 2021-2024)
Cashes: 4 (2007, 2008, 2013, 2014)
Championships: 1 (2014)
Known team names:
2025 - IHeardThyRecntlyAddedMoreHapps, Here Lugo Again On My Own, Welcome To The Black Paredes, Mr. Solo Lodolo, Wu-Turang Clan, PerDomo Arigato Mr. Roboto, WooIsYourDaddy&WhatDoesHeWoo?, TorkelSon of a Son of a Sailor
2024 - Got Matsui!, Stanton On Business, Yimi Yimi Ya Yimi Yam Yimi Yay
2023 - Meneses Around and Find Out, P.J.T. (Pretty Jung Thing)
2022 - Satisfaction Gerriteed, Keep It Clase. Roll My Windows Down And Cruz
2021 - Champagne SuperNola, Youre My WonderWalsh, The Notorious B.I.G.gio, Confortobly Numb
2020 - 24 Gerrit Cole, Moustakas Were Made, IWannaTalkToHampson!, CutMeSomeFuckinSolak, ThrwSmDidisOnThtBtch, Welcm2TheGleyberhood
2019 - CallMeOnMarcelPhone, Vodka WithThe Lucroy, Baez U A Drank, 24 Gerrit Cole
2018 - Pop Lock & Strop It, Lieutenant Dansby, Can't Catch A Brach, Warm It Up Khris, Down PeriSchoop, Cole World, Minter is Coming, TooCloseForConforto
2017 - Braching Bad, ComeAndKnockOnOdor, TheTrevorEndingStory, Do Choo TakeThisMan?, MarcsGettnMerrifield, #LovinLearDidi, Nomar Mr. Nice Guy
2016 - Natural Born Kela, O'Dayzed & Confused, BreathOfFreshArrieta, The Girl Next Odor, NecessaryRougnedness, Shawty is a 10, Duvall Night Long, One O'Day At A Time,
HiStory in theMaking
2015 - I'mInLoveWithTheCoco, YouAintGotToLieCraig, UBetterCishekUrSelf, Rizzo Dark Thirty, Goseface Killah, Russell & Flow, Desmonds Are Forever, The Arrieta Up There,
Canha Get A Hot Tub
2014 - KID CUDDYer, For Shizzo My Rizzo, Joaquins Welcome, Byrd Crawl 2014, BeamerBenzOrBrantley, FrmDaWndow2DaQualls, RockOutWitYoBrockOut, Why Separate Cobb?!
2013 - Roll Tribe, Minor In Possession, DontGoJasonWaterfals, Junichi-wa Bitches!, Anibal Planet, OperationTrumboDrop, Don't Pence Me In, AskMe About My T-Rex, dAVIS Rent-A-Car, MARKNADO, IDontWantALargeGarza, UnpREDDICKtable, KID CUDDYer
2012 - Kempire Strikes Back, Funky Cold Molina, That Ball Is Yadier!, Marcum Zero Dude, ElvisHasLeftTheBldg, Morse = mass x accel., DomoArigatoMrRoVotto, Aoki Dokie, Car RamRodner, The Kemptations, The Toddfather
2011 - I Fake Chowed a DJ's Mom, Big League Choo, Sexual HaRasmus, Sweet n' Mauer Sauce, Along Came A Snider, Grand Theft Votto
2010 - Stop...Hamels Time, You Cantu It, Up In Smoak, Extra Virgin Olivo, Oye Como Va, Like A Boesch, MorBang4YourBucholz, Nyjer Please, NotAtTheTableCarlos
2009 - Fuck You Jobu, Mazeltov!!!
2008 - Thug Life
2007 - Chief Wahoo
2006 - TRIBE FAN
Tom .....
Years in League: 18 (2007-2024)
Playoff Appearances: 13 (2007, 2009, 2011, 2013, 2014, 2016, 2018-2020*, 2021-2024)
Cashes: 8 (2007, 2009, 2011, 2018-2020*, 2023, 2024)
Championships: 1 (2024)
*9-week season due to COVID, no actual playoffs
Known team names:
2025 - De La Cruz Control, You are a smelly pirate Rooker
2024 - Ginkel is Einhorn, I Shota the Sheriff
2023 - You Don't Know Bo
2022 - The Springer Show
2021 - Bichette's Creek, 1 More K From Yu
2020 - Bang Bichette, gAuS-MAN
2019 - Cron Thugs-N-Harmony, The Magic Lugo, Tommy to the stage, Hill of Shame..Shame, Bang Bichette
2018 - Rhys's Pieces, Am I saying Meowrie?, Evil Knebel, Finding Nimmo
2017 - Manaea-Mahna, Colomeoscopy, Summer of George, The Bride & DeGroom, Rhys's Pieces
2016 - Sano Plow, King Kenta, WannaDoSomeSanoMan?, Silence of the Lamb
2015 - MyDick InA Boxberger, The Cronic, Rusney Trombone, Gallo-O-O! La La La!, Let It Sano
2014 - CHASE'n the jYU, Swinging 4 The Pence, It's Miller Time, DexterI'mNotEvenMad, The Summer of George, Snap Keuchel Pop!, Dust In The Lind, 2Wongs=Wainright
2013 - WhatCanBrownDo4Yu, Yu Nasty, AllUptonYourGrilli, Vanilla Ike, Pulled a Hanley, Yasmani-an Devil, Just Yu It, Young Brown & sEager, Mitch Please, DontDraftBalFourSS's,
No More Mr Niese Guy, Salt and Scheppers, DontDraftBalFourSS's, Need2Gattis2Go2Sleep
2012 - ItNeedsMooreCowbell, Trouser Trout, Billy Addison, Handley Job, Pass LaRoach, Puf Puf Pass LaRoach, Wain's World
2011 - Winning, Kila-Ho33, DL West, Pimps and Hos'mer, Freeser Burn, ItNeedsMooreCowbell
2010 - Brang Amberlamps, God Hates Cleveland, 2nd Half Team, Kubels and Bits, TheOtherChrisJohnson
2009 - Bitch Tits, Triple A's
2008 - Tenth
2007 - Fuck you guys
Peter co-commissioner since 2014
Years in League: 18 (2007-2024)
Playoff Appearances: 12 (2008-2010, 2012, 2013, 2016-2018, 2020*, 2021, 2022, 2024)
Cashes: 4 (2009, 2013, 2018, 2024)
Championships: 0 (twice runner-up - 2013, 2018)
*9-week season due to COVID, no actual playoffs
Known team names:
2025 - Whatchu Know About Lee, Kurtz So Good, Kurtz & Whey
2024 - Asians in the Outfield, Asian in the Outfield (tear face), The Manzarlorian, The Burnes Identity, Mason(s) of Anarchy
2023 - Casas Grande, Lowe and Behold, Lieutenant Dansby
2022 - Ur Breath Snells So Bad MryAnn, Kirk Diggler
2021 - Hip Hop Shohei, KingOfTheCastellanos, Go Ahead Mr Wendle, Hold Me Close Ohtani Dancer, Marquez I Got High
2020 - Nolan With My Homies, Shit Out Of Lux, Mike's Team Soto Bad, Id'ArnaudBoutThisYR, Gotta Let It Burnes
2019 - Fighting w/ My Phamly, Senzels Bells, Haniger Helper, Hiura Bad Manager, Urshela Bad Manager
2018 - WokeUptonChrisBreezy, Shohei The Money!, Big Ups My Nola
2017 - Eaton Greet, Eaton Come Eaton Go, Shape of Tulo, Peralta LaVista Baby, Schoop There It Is, Marc&KateSayMcHugh, Hosmer and Wife
2016 - I'm All Yin Bitches, I'mAllMelvinBitches, Raked Over the Coles
2015 - Convicted Shoplifter, Watson Your Wallet?, A-Gone With The Wind, Hannibal Lester, Grandal Me Maybe, Hammel Time, 123 Randal
2014 - That's What Cishek, The More Mr Bryce Guy, CanoWhreToGoButUpton, Watson Your Wallet?
2013 - AJewWalksIntoAybar, Allen Craigslist, Dexter Farrah Fowler, NoMoreHarenOurHeads, Latos Intolerant, Choo You're my Boy!, The Price is Wrong, JansenWithTheStars,
You had me at Cano, WshIKnewHwToQuitChoo, Party Fowler, NobodyWantsJewToWin
2012 - AlexeiAndCanoIt, Alexei You Cano It, You Avila Uncut Penis, You Need Moore IP, My Cousin Vinny, YouCainCanoFuckYrslf, Cuddyer Situation, Jew Avila Tiny Pena,
Cano Chase a Train, Cain IGetSomeOffense, Stephen's Strashurts, StubbsFace=UtleyScar, Ernesto Goes to Camp, YouParraFlamingRomo, The Perfect Cain, Want Teixeira Salad?, HowYuSpeakAustralian, GotADickeyInUrPujols
2011 - I Miss Hanley, Orioles Clinch!!, Yes We Cain!!, Broxton is Broken, Jew Are Such A Posey, Jew Saw Bridesmaids, Soria About Ur Closer, It's Not Dirty!, Matt Pinky Swore,
Bankrupt Greece, InJewry Prone, Rough Weeks Ahead, Maybin Next Year
2010 - TellYourKidsBoutSanta, I Still Believe, Bechham Blows, Sensitivity Training, Angry Little Hobbit, Paul's Jiz Cup, Trouble with Tulo, Insult to Injury, Fantasy Fuck Up,
Cano Place Like Home, Day Dreamer, Jewnuptial Agreement, CanoWayThatHappened
2009 - Hamilton Heartbreak, Fucked By An Angel
2008 - Fudge Packers, Get It On, Menorah Misfits, Bearded Jew, Jewsposal
2007 - LA Sux
Neal only member of the hall of shame
Years in League: 18 (2007-2024)
Playoff Appearances: 3 (2007, 2014, 2022)
Cashes: 1 (2022)
Championships: 1 (2022)
Known team names:
2025 - Soder-Popinski
2024 - CAR RAND-ROD, Houck Tua! Lugo on that thang!
2023 - HayesGotABigBellinger, AChampionshipIsNotTovarAway, L'HEIM
2022 - TreinenToGetOffThisBender, The Morel of the Story is...
2021 - EugenioGuys!, Yusei Goodbye & I Say Hello
2020 - AristidesDevelopment, Brittonia Arms, Mad-Lowe Disease, Tellez Tubbies
2019 - Piscotty Doesnt Know, YonnyNutChirinos, AristidesDevelopment
2018 - I Dont Know Margot!, Sho Knows Baseball
2017 - Napoli Headed Ho's, MitchBetterHaveMy$$$, FatherOfTheBridwell
2016 - Thanks Baldeep!, AfterNunez Delight
2015 - Lonnie Lonnie Lo....
2014 - Jose It Aint So!, TheMorneauAfterPill, Boom!TuffActinTanaka, Duda Cuda Shuda
2013 - StartedFromtheBottom, D.L. Ugly, The Halladay Season, Oh Alfonso huh???, Cespedes4theRestofUs, PABLOvian Theory, DontGoCHACINWaterfls
2012 - A Starlin the Making, FREESEr Burn, It Is What Ruiz, Strop it like it's Hot, REDDICKulousness, Hasta Bautista
2011 - Cool Hand Luke, Bautista Gold, NeauMor Injuries, Barney and Friends, Reyes of Sunshine, Evan Almighty, Darwinian Evolution, BOESCH-CO, Pena Colada, House of Pena
2010 - Kindergarten Cop?, The Marriage Counselor, The Gambler, Jose Can You See..., Three's a Crowd..., Three's Company, Oldie But Goddie..., DER MANNSCHARFT, Werthless,
Weeks and Valleys, Cool Hand Luke
2009 - Edwardo Corroccio
2008 - ASSMAN, Fire Sale Pending
2007 - Switch Hitters, Ankiels a Cheater
Mike original commissioner, studio member, 1 of 3 members of hall of fame
Years in League: 17 (2005, 2009-2024)
Playoff Appearances: 13 (2009-2012, 2014-2017, 2019, 2020*, 2021-2023)
Cashes: 8 (2010, 2014, 2016, 2017, 2019, 2021-2023)
Championships: 5 (2010, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2023)
*9-week season due to COVID, no actual playoffs
Known team names:
2025 - Clean Slaten, Deceased, Re-Deceased
2024 - Bradish Best Served Cold, F*cking Embarrassing!, Mama Said Bledays Like This
2023 - The Masked Senga, Kelenically Tested, The Greatest Varshoman, Jordinary Joe
2022 - Captain Cron
2021 - LanceLanceRevolution, She's a Low Walker, DoIMakeUSandyBaby?, Ron with the Wind, Is This Devin?
2020 - Deversify Your Bonds, PetersRay PetersRay, Cruisin' in my Sixto
2019 - Lucchesi not Checkrs, Deversify Your Bonds
2018 - Acuna Moncada, The Yoan Ranger, Captain Ronald, FreshVince of BelAir, Marte Like It's 1999
2017 - Kelvin and Out, Big Baller Brantley, Big Baller Brad, Aww Devenski-ski-ski, Yu May ChrisTheBride, DeJong Came a Spider
2016 - Grandma's Troy, And Isn't It Byronic, PEDees are Bad Mkay, Pomeranz on a Log, Y!GottaBKiddingMe, 2 Live Drew, OBaby I Like it Shaw, AfterWhile CrocoKyle
2015 - TheMore You d'Arnaud, Murder She Vogt, Wacha-Believe It, Dallas Fiers Club, FromDaWindow2DaPaul
2014 - The Paulai Lama, Get In My Kelley, Betances with Wolves, Bone Dougs-n-Harmony, I Hate Mike Fiers
2013 - SeinField of Dreams, Par for the Morse, #bigstarsfallhard, PaintThatSchmidtGold, CarLost Cause
2012 - Lind-Sanity, Sippin on Gian&Juice, AAAdam Lind?, Top Bogg, Sor-iano Hamstring, oVernon Achieving, Choo Need a SaBATHia, Parks and Rex, Hey McGee ur so Gay,
That's a lotta Demp, Strasky and McCutch, Chicken of theSeager
2011 - Tiger Blood, Cannabutter Coco, Garage Sale, Coeurs Light Please, P-A-P-O-U-L-I-A-S, Pineda Colada, Leg Buster, Dunn and Dunn, Jimmy's Down!, Murphy's Law, Fun While it Vazquez
2010 - NobodyFucks w DeJesus, Neal's Going Ubaldo, Hip Hip Jorge, DownSyndrome, Burger King Blues, Picture me Rolen, Ernesto goes to Camp, Dirty Sanchez, UnbelievaPaul!
2009 - Jerk Store
2005 - TremaineDye
Marc greek god of gluten
Years in League: 14 (2006-2008, 2014-2024)
Playoff Appearances: 8 (2006-2008, 2016, 2017, 2019, 2020*, 2024)
Cashes: 2 (2016, 2017)
Championships: 1 (2016)
*9-week season due to COVID, no actual playoffs
Known team names:
2025 - DoIMakeUHoernerBaby?
2024 - WalkerThisWay
2023 - TheyCallmeBaderSalad
2022 - d'ArnaudUEntertained?!
2021 - DustinBottoms
2020 - MachineGunD.LeMahieu, sEager Beaver
2019 - MachineGunD.LeMahieu
2018 - Turner and Hooch, Hand up my Colome, UBoysLikeMallexico!?, ItsnotSouzitsSouzie
2017 - SexualHealyin', TradeMeAPitcher, ManHands, Man Hands, Please Jose I Do, Turner and Hooch
2016 - CrocodileHunter, MrGreinkeTheXmasPoo
2015 - Where'sOswaldo?, BigPapi'sALilSloppy, Joc Jams, HunterOfWhiteBuffalo, TheDuffyShirts
2014 - BackInTheGame, 2DaPink1InDaPujol, Wacha Mole, NeverTooMachi
2008 -
2007 -
2006 -
Dan ex-owner of clayton kershaw, giancarlo stanton, & bryce harper
Years in League: 14 (2011-2024)
Playoff Appearances: 9 (2011, 2014-2016, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2023, 2024)
Cashes: 6 (2015, 2016, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2023)
Championships: 1 (2018)
Known team names:
2025 - Shaw Me The Money!!!, The Manzolordian, Eury'n luck there's a town...
2024 - Hold Up Wyatt a Minute...
2023 - Domunoz Motherf*cker
2022 - NeedArraezTo BaezATankOfGas, KeepMyTeamNameOutYoFuckinMouth, Sunset Park What Adames It!?, Murphy Rule (white flag)
2021 - AdventrsOfPeteN'Pete, ALowDownDirtyShane, HuiraMean1..MrGrinch, WalkerTexasRanger, McKenzie Clearly Now...
2020 - Ginkel is Einhorn, DidCease'rLiveHere?
2019 - Hampsonite..Way Off!, PeteDaDickDrmmrChick, Luuuuuke Inside Girl, WillieHaveToWearA(dress)
2018 - Minter is Coming, Panik Attack!, Car RAYm-Rod, Smore? s'AlmoraWhat?, You'reKela'nMeSmalls, ohWardYouLook@That
2017 - Kody Wrigley to Jail, TeamColomeMoralesLow, Go DJ that's my DJ, Neshek Yo Self b4 U, Last Week as FreeMan
2016 - T.P. for my Jung Ho, Come Sale Away, Lester, BenintensXIntAdventr, Steve sells Cishek
2015 - F'er RightInDa Posey, TrumboYoungManTrumbo, CAPPS LOCK IS ON, MfersForgotboutMarte, Working Holliday!, KenHeGetaHotTub!?, Need2HaveMyselfO'Day, PedroiaTheDestroia
2014 - MarcBournAgainVirgin, Taijuana Donkey Show, Bauer Hour, Yu Cain Do It!, Peter Bruces Easily, Turn Brown for What, Sweet Giles of Mine
2013 - Too Manny Shortstops, Best 'Pen in Fantasy, What a DisAxford, Yovani Zobrist aBird, TysonLovesCusMachado, The Wandy Years, Bruce Bigalow, Mr Rollins Opus, 6 OF's not my Joyce, Last of the Mujicans
2012 - Where's Walden, I'm All Lynn 6 aces, I'm ridin' JZ's whip, Paul's a Harpercrite, RYAN COOKed you '06, Street Under Repair, Out with the Ian, Lynn with the New, McCann'tchangename, Not for Sale, Hey McGee ur So Fine, Bryce Cold Lately, No StorenBook Ending
2011 - Phuckin Phils, Be Like Ike, The Grandyman Can, Have some WEEKSauce, Bruce Bruce Hit It, Helton John
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Paul P.
Years in League: 6 (2008-2013)
Playoff Appearances: 3 (2008, 2010, 2012)
Cashes: 2 (2008, 2012)
Championships: 0 (once runner-up)
Known team names:
2013 - Josh.0/4, Cranky Greinke, CrankyGreinkeOnTheDL, The Killer Lees
2012 - BIG PAPPY, The Hoff, Are You Josh-ing Me?, Worely about yourself, WWJD, UAvilaInfanteDickey, Josh.0, Send Check To....
2011 - Giants Are World Champs, The Gordon Fisherman, My Team Blows, What's My Name?, BIG PAPPY, Matt is a Jew, BIG PAPPY
2010 - Buena Vista Boyfriend, Megan's New Man, I Miss You!, 9-8
2009 - Curbstomper, Im Just Albert, Peter Is This You?, Sorry Peter, Cardinal Crush, Lost Cause
2008 - Team Smegma, Scarface, THECOUGHUNTER
Boss Man
Years in League: 2 (2006-2007)
Playoff Appearances: 2 (2006, 2007)
Cashes: 0
Championships: 0
Known team names:
2007 - Tank
2006 - Tank
Drew S.
Years in League: 2 (2009-2010)
Playoff Appearances: 1 (2009)
Cashes: 0
Championships: 0
Known team names:
2010 - My Two Dads, Ain't Mad At Cha, DL Central, Furcal's Dad's Horse, Brokenhearted Ladich, Fuck Baseball Anyway, No Wedding Invite, Pagan Til Next Year
2009 - Karne 69 Time, Die Jimmy Rollins, Mannys Doctor, $800 Trick, The Jackson 4, Rookie of the Year
Tommy A.
Years in League: 2 (2006-2007)
Playoff Appearances: 0
Cashes: 0
Championships: 0
Known team names:
2007 - TurdFurguson
2006 - Maicahkinboels